This is Dot. We’ve started calling her that because of the …big white dot on her forehead. We are nomenclature artistes.
Dot, is clearly accustomed to humans. Dot has clearly been fed by humans. As evidenced by the above photo, where the little beggar was trying to sucker me into feeding her (yes, of course it worked, what am I, a monster?)
Also, this is why it works so well…..
This is Trixie (short for Matrix, because Dot Matrix and I am married to a nerd). Trixie is Dot’s baby, that she brings with her to beg for food. And fuck it’s effective. LOOK AT IT. Trixie is also the reason that Hubs has decided to forswear the trying of the kangaroo meatballs. And he’s eaten guinea pig before.
Anyway, Dot began our association by swiping the hubs breakfast off his plate and eating it, right in front of him. Like didn’t even TRY to run. Just- swipe – this is mine now bitch.
This is my view every morning as I make my coffee. It’s Dot, waiting for her hairless monkey butler to come and give her some grub. This is why I don’t have kids.
I’ve 8,762 photos of them. And video. As soon as I figure that out, I’ll post videos but for now I am spending my entire time scritchin’ ‘roos.